So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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