Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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