Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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