You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The best revenge is premature balding
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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