Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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