why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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