no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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