Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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