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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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• (752): View more from California

  i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.

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  But what if it got lost?

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  its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  ...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up

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