I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up