I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Alive.
So much puke
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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