I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
why do cheetos always look like penises
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security