i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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