When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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