He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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