How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish i was in the wii world.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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