But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish i was in the wii world.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We just shotgunned beers for America
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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