She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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