I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Who died my cat blue again?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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