I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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