white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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