There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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