you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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