Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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