Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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