Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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