great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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