Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
how drunk are you?
Several
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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