Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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