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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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