She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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