What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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