He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you had me at cake vodka
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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