Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
