I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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