i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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