if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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