Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
