I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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