I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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