I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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