Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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