You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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