and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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