super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Welp...herpes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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