My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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