everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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