im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He better not be in your backpack
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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