So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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