stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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