is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Semen is not good for contacts.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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