it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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