And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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