I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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