Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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