If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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