Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i love accidental penises.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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