I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
