You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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