Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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