But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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