theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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