Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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